On Halloween night 3 months ago, me an two of my boys decided to go to chipotle to get that free burrito deal. we leave just as its getting dark and make tinfoil hats (you have to look like a burrito). Anyhow, we decide to smoke behind the shopping center before we go in. We met some friends on the way and asked if they had a bowl (they didn't, they were drinking). We were like, fuck, what are we gonna do? then we took some of the foil off our hats and made a makeshift pipe. The first one we made was real small, and when i lit it I dropped it on the ground. It's dark as fuck and im kinda high, so i use the lighter to find the nug. We make a bigger pipe and put it in. We try to light the sucker for a good 10 minutes when my friend looks down and says, "what the fuck is this? were trying to light fucking dirt!" We laugh for a good 5 minutes before we repack the bowl with some actual dope. We then hit up the chipotle and enjoy some of the best burritos we ever had.

A few weeks ago, me and a few buddies were smoking up in his car, hotboxing the shit out of it. We were using the new candy cane papers my brother gave me for christmas. We had to air the mother out several times because we were starting to get sick from them smoke. We roll the windows down for the last time when a cop pulls into the parking lot. Smoke is pouring out and collecting in a cloud outside the car. Cops pull right in behind us, they walk up, get us out of the car and search the shit out of it. I had two joints rolled in the center console that he just brushed aside looking for weed. He didnt see them because they looked like little candy canes. Best present ever.

Me and two friends were walking through our estate smoking out of my pipe. After the first we stop under a street light to pack another. We see some old lady walking up the hill towards us, but i figure she's a good distance away for us to pack another, and keep walking. She turns out to be a faster walker than i thought, so i hide the pipe as she's walking by. Me and my two friends awkwardly stare at each other as she walks by, she then says "smells nice, guys," we try and stifle laughs, and i say "thanks!".

So some friends and I got super baked the other night and for some reason I start demanding that we watch Frosty the Snowman. I look through all of my friends movies and I become upset that he doesn't have Frosty the Snowman but eventually I agree to watch Santa Clause is Coming to Town. We pop it in and watch it from beginning to end and nobody says a word the entire time. Once it ended the damn thing didn't make any sense and when I went to talk about I noticed everyone was asleep. I rewound the tape and watched it over again and again and again trying to figure out what the hell was going on in that movie. I probably watched it like five or six times before passing out around four in the morning. That Winter Warlock really creeped me out.

Me and my friends were stoned chillin in my dorm when we suddenly realized not only can we put weed in brownies but you can also put it in puppy chow! best idea ever!

A few months ago my friends and I were smoking in a car at this view of my town up on a hill. When we finished and were getting ready to go, my friend who was driving was shuffling around trying to get something. She can be pretty clumsy, and just as a cop was driving by us down the hill, she bent down and accidentally honked her horn! Luckily, the cop didn't pay attention, but we reeked and had a lot of illegal substances in the vehicle. To this day i do not understand why the cop didn't stop, but i am so thankful he didn't.

The other day I was completely stoned in class after lunch. We are not allowed to eat, but I was grubbing away because I had the munchies so bad. My teacher comes over to me and goes, "What were YOU doing at lunch?" with a smile on his face. The whole class started laughing. Busted.

I stared at the "Batman teaches Spanish" and "Spanish for Gringos" books at Barnes and Noble for about 30 minutes and laughed my ass off while I completely forgot to follow the dude who was guiding me to a book.

Today, I was blazing with a couple of my boys smoking a bong. When out of nowhere my friend passes out, ripping his pants in half. The one sober kid thought he died, everybody else was geeking out. FH

Had a big science test, and needed to get stoned, so I blazed a blunt before my test at break, I came in class, really late reeking like bud. I did the test, then the teacher called the School Liason Officer ( school cop ) to get me out of the class, so I ended up having a meeting with the cop, principal and couseller. I was totally baked, I denied everything, but their like, why do you reek and why are your eyes so low??...