Category: Faded
Today, me and 15 kids from my school all went to the hippy circle to smoke bongs after school. when we showed up we ended up having 6 bongs, 3 pipes, 2 joints and a hookah. all the bowls were packed til everyone of us was on the ground laughing at absolutely nothing. SO MUCH FUN.
I was all blazey blazed and i saw my girlfriend in a left hand turn lane. I pull up next to her and honked and started waving. She doesn't see me and start pulling away. I start pulling away too only to find that she had a green left turn arrow, i still had a red light. i proceeded to pull into the car in front of me, in my brand new car and hit some 1990 something Lexus. no damage, but it was some lady with a car full of kids who tried to lecture me but i didn't hear any of it cause it was like 10 in the morning and i was faded off like 2 blunts
So i got stoned as usual and thought it would be a good idea to work out. I sit down on the my home bowflex and start pulling the weights down going for about 30 and then resting. After the first rep I noticed it was really easy, and that I must be stronger and I did 30 no problem, feeling good I go to add more weight. As i went to change it I saw that I was only doing 10 pounds. it's just not a good idea working out high.
The dumbest thing I've ever done blazed, that I can remember, was when my brother and I found my Dad's fireworks stash. We were wicked high and decided to search his room for his other stash (weed) and stumbled across his fireworks instead. So we decided to take the biggest one we could find, it was about the size of a hand grenade, and took it out back. It was pitch black out, about 11pm, and we lit it. We didn't back up far enough so when it went off we were blinded and had chunks of firecracker in our teeth. We couldn't hear anything for a good 2 hours, and we ran around trying to find our way back into the house before the neighbors called the cops.
I got so faded after one hit, the funny thing was my friend had no idea what to do so he tried to fit his whole mouth over the top of the bong, funniest sh.t ever. He finally got like a real hit and boy was he faded, I have never seen anyone get so faded after one or two hits on their first time smoking. That's the magic of good bud and a bomb RooR!
I got so faded at the Sewer AKA Sansusi Bar in Ventura I lost my phone and wallet. I woke up at home the next day and found there business card in my top pocket so I decided to call and fined out what the hell happened last night. I found out that the bar called the cab and I spoke with Angela driver for Gold Coast Cab and she filled me in with some of the details. She found my phone and wallet. I’m so lucky Gold Coast picked me up! Thanks Gold Coast and thanks Sancusi bartender whoever your are!!
I got so faded yesterday I ended up cooking BBQ and trimming my bellpepper plants. I got two bellpepper plants that are monsters. almost 5 feet each and yielding great. I also have a sort of bonsai-red-pepper plant too. It's been alive for more than year and survived a winter outside!
I got so faded that I crashed my roadbike in the gravel on the Dam Road on the epic 2:30AM bike ride back to Berkeley. Somehow I made it the 10 miles back home and passed out. I woke up the next morning covered in blood with a broken hand. I decided that while it really made a good story, I was not down for a repeat performance - so I did the smart thing and spent the night at a friends house.
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